Legends of the Lair
 
Tiku: (jumps back from the keyboard) Holycrapwhatthehelldidido?!

Nata: Omigod! (pounces on the laptop) I think you fixed it!

Tiku: ...I did?

Nata: Yes! We're back on Weebly! That's our site!! WE WIN!!

Tiku: Oh, heck yes!!

(high-five!)

Nata: (starts typing and clicking as fast as she can) Okay, okay... we've got to get back to taking over the site before Livi catches us. Or is she still letting us have it?

Tiku: (shakes his head) She claims it was in a moment of rage. She wants it back and she wants us off.

Nata: Well, we'll have to fix that.... okay, lessee... where's the story she was posting?

Tiku: Is that it?

Nata: Bingo! (click click click) Oi, I HATE these freaking links! It doesn't even work!

Tiku: Here... (click click click) I find it very sad that we're taking a page out of Durithyll's book.

Nata: I know... Oi... And she's still updating her site quicker than us!!

Tiku: Oh yeah? Not for long... we'll fix that.

Nata: Right. We'll have to constantly be working on site stuff, and making it PERFECT!

Tiku: But, of course. There, link fixed.

Nata: Great. What else do we need?

Tiku: Uuuhhh... Banners. Lots more banners. And Mowo's working on an Art Page.

Nata: Okay... Livi was doing some new banners (click click) Crap! They're not done yet!

Tiku: Oi. Maybe she'll finish them tomorrow.

Nata: ...OR... we could get MOWO to finisht them? And maybe draw a couple more? Hm?

Tiku: Ahh... an excellent idea!

Nata: MOWO!! GET YOUR FURRY BUTT IN HERE AND START MAKING US SOME BANNERS!!

Mowo: WHat? (run sinto the room) Oh! You got the site working!

Tiku: Yeah, no thanks to YOU. After you went and lost that damn password, we had to figure out a way to hack onto the site!

Nata: And... (click click click) There. Password changed.

Tiku: ...what if Livi gets on?

Nata: We'll tell her its a virus.

Tiku: And she won't notice the site randomly updating itself? With pictures in Mowo's art style and blogs featuring the two of us?

Nata: ...shut up! I changed the password! We can get on and she can't! We can do whatever we want!

Mowo: Whatever we want? Fun! What do we do first?

Nata: What do we always do? (grins mischeviously) Harass the Residents.

Alright you dirt-poor fleabags! We're back online, and now Livi can't stop us! So, of course, things will be back to normal soon! Normal being us with the quicker updates, more pages, more art, and most importantly, making fun of you losers! Because, OBVIOUSLY we are the supierior high-class with our money, expensive house, gorgeous cars, wonderful outfits, enormous mansion, of which you have NOTHING. No money. Crap cars. Shitty clothes. And a cramped apartment. Congratulations, you're all the biggest losers I've ever met.

Nata: (smiles) There. If that won't pick a fight, nothing will.

Ps. OH! We totally just fixed the archives page! It
 
Tiku: Rantings and Ravings? Oh, so you don't trust us enough to stay on topic?

Julieanna: Okay, no offence, Liv, but seriously? You're the one we need to worry about getting distracted.

Livi: OI! It's MY freaking blog! Can I at least have the first word?

Nata: Obviously not.

Mowo: Oh! Maybe, since it's Livi's blog, she meant her rantings and ravings!

Livi: The crap?! NOW is when you choose to be smart?!

Mowo: (shrinks back a bit) I'm sorry...

Tiku: Okay, whatever, this is stupid. Look how much space we've taken up, and we still haven't even said anything about the site!

Livi: We're not talking about the site!

Julieanna: Then what ARE we talking about?

Livi: I don't know! That's why it's called "Rantings and Ravings"!!

(...)

Julieanna: I wish you could talk to yourself for five minutes. Just so you can see exactly how stupid you sound.

Livi: What?!

Nata: Wait a minute... why is it your blog?! Isn't this our site?!

Livi: (glares) Oh, shuttup, Nata.

Mowo: Oh! Oh! Oh! (waves her arms around) I think we should talk about the site, since this is our first blog post and all!

(everyone turns to stare at Mowo)

Tiku: Since when are you the smart one?

Mowo: (pins her ears back) Shuttuuuuuup.

Livi: AN-Y-WAY. Okay, uh... site stuff!! IT'S FINALLY POSTED!!!

Julieanna: Yay, so we finally exist, right?

Livi: OI! LEAVE ME ALONE!! (mumbling) I swear, I got enough of this from Shannon...

Nata: Okay, so what alls on our site? (clicks a few random pages) What, this is it?

Livi: Shuttup! It'll be more soon! Lay off!

Mowo: Seriously, though, you've been working on this for months and this is all you have?

Livi: What the he-- you know what?! I'm done talking to you!! (storms out of the room) Handle the freaking site yourselves!!

(...)

Tiku: (Grins) Cool! The site's ours now!! We can do whatever we want with it!

Mowo: Yay! (high-fives Nata) Okay, I'll work on getting an artwork page up.

Julieanna: We need, like, a Guestbook or something.

Nata: Oh, I can take care of that right now. (click click click) Voila. Guestbook.

Tiku: (sarcasm) Oi, don't get too excited now.

Mowo: Whatever! Look, is there anything else we need to do?

Tiku: Hmmm... (click click click) Home page looks good... where's the--oh, we're in the Blogspot. The character pages are--I thought Livi was planning to do pictures with them?

Livi: (from a different room) LEAVE ME ALONE!! I'M WORKING ON THEM!!!

Julieanna: Translation: "Yeah, right, like I'm actually going to do that"

Tiku: Tch. Nice.

Mowo: Where's the actual stories? Isn't she publishing the arcs?

Nata: (click) It's right there. There's a link to the story on FictionPress.

Mowo: Oooooohhhhh. Mmm-kay. I'm going to get an Art page ready! (scampers off)

Julieanna: (stands up) I'll go see if I can convince Livi to do anything else productive today. You two can play with the site if you want--Liv said it was ours now.

Tiku: (slams a fist on the desk) I want more banners! Of us!! All the banners are Livi!!

Nata: Ew, and they're all the same. (calls into the Lair) MOWO!!! MAKE US SOME NEW BANNERS!!!

Mowo: (pokes her head in) But, the Art page--

Nata: Can wait!! Banners!! Now!!

Mowo: (sighs) Fine. I'll work on the stupid banners.

Tiku: Awesome! Meanwhile, you and I can hop over and host the Guestbook!

Nata: (claps her paws) Fun!!