Legends of the Lair
 
Nata: Hard to tell though... seriously--what part of "KEEP THE FREAKING SITE UPDATED FOR ONCE" was so freaking hard to understand?!?

Ace: Look! We're all busy, okay?! Gah, if the ARTIST is this lazy, what do you expect her characters to be like?!

Annoyance: "Stupid is as stupid does!"

Julieanna: ANYWAY. Are we actually updating, or opening a blog amidst yelling at each other?

Tiku: Updating! For crying out loud!

Julieanna: Alright, well, in our defense, we couldn't update much--Livi's away at Rising Star--

Ace: Making this the PERFECT time to slink around behind her back and screw her life over!

Julieanna: --leaving us with LITTLE to NOTHING to update WITH.

Ace: ...right.

Mowo: (waves her hand frantically in the air) OH OH OH!! ME AND ACE ARE ENTERING AN OCT!!!

Ace: Against Ace's will, might Ace add.

Annoyance: Wait... Mowo... you're entering an OCT? ...again?

Mowo: (nods enthusiastically) Uh-huh!

Tiku: (snerk) ...don't you die, in like, every meme you do?

Annoyance: (laughing) And didn't you, um... lose the other OCT... like, first round?

Mowo: Shuttup! Those totally aren't my fault! My gosh!

Matsudai: Okay, again, so we really just opened up this blog so we can pretend to update, and actually we're just sitting around bitching at each other.

Annoyance: (smacks his head) Language!

Matsudai: Again! EVERYONE ELSE in the WHOLE FREAKING HOUSE is allowed to talk like that!

Annoyance: Yeah, but you're NOT everyone else. You're Matsie-baby.

Matsudai: (head-desk) Oh, god, don't call me that!

Ace: Awwww, how precious! Sweet widdle Matsie-baby thinks he's growing up!

Matsudai: SHUT UP, ACE.

Tiku: Okay, I think we're done screaming at each other for this post. (grabs the computer and starts typing) There. We have a link to Ace and Mowo's audition and refs for the OCT they're entering. That's some progress, right?

Julieanna: As close as we can get right now.

Annoyance: (raises her hand) I think Liv said she was working on some shit for us.

Ace: Tch. "Some shit." What an accurate description.

Matsudai: Be nice.

Ace: Don't tell me what to do, lizard.

Matsudai: Blood-sucker.

Ace: (eyes narrow) Dipshit.

Matsudai: Half-breed.

Ace: Orphan.

Tiku: Okay, for serious--we're wrapping this up now.
 
Annoyance: Omigod, I feel like a... zombie or something!

Nata: Seriously! Damn, what took you morons so long?!

Mowo: Ya know, you could've helped instead of bossing us around!

Nata: (shocked) I was supervising! I mean, someone has to make sure the site doesn't turn into the abandoned train wreck it was last time!

Annoyance: (hugs laptop) Don't worry, we're not gonna abandon this one!

Tiku: Dude! Livi! You still didn't finish all the banners!

Livi: I'M FREAKING WORKING ON IT!!! Jeez... I CAN get them done, but everyone in the house was screaming "Hurry up Hurry up Hurry up! We wanna post it today! It's gotta be today!"

Ace: Why weren't you done three months ago like you promised us?

Livi: (eyes narrow) ...remind me why I let you live here?

Ace: (shrinks back) Oh, don't kick me out...

Livi: We'll see. (to Tiku) Anyway, Smart Ass, I'll have the banners done tomorrow.

Annoyance: You have plans tomorrow.

Livi: Okay, Saturday.

Mowo: But that'll be the first full day Shannon's home!

Livi: Fine! Sunday!

Matsudai: You'll be going to church.

Livi: GOD!! Do you SEE why I never get anything done!? It's not ENTIRELY my fault!

Nata: Just mostly.

Livi: Dude. Freaking SHUT UP already.

Annoyance: OKAY WHATEVER!!! So the Crew's FINALLY back online. Hopefully, these morons will be updating a lot quicker than that moron.

Livi: Gee, aren't you the most supportive sister in the world?!

Annoyance: Oh, you know you freakin' LOVE me!

Julieanna: Yeah. Love. That's the word we were looking for.

Annoyance: DID I ASK YOUR OPINION, BARBIE?!?

Livi: OKAY! What say we end this before someone gets hurt?!

Tiku: Dude, you don't want violence, get off our site.

Ace: Seriously. War is pretty much the entire grounding for Legends.

Livi: Is not! It's, like... friendship... or something...

Annoyance: (blank stare) ...Have you MET the Residents?

Livi: SHUT UP! That's our fault anyway.

Nata: (laughs) Okay, whatever!

Livi: Oh be nice. You morons have been ranting long enough anyway. There's far more interesting crap everywhere else on the site.

Annoyance: For serious?! This is live ANNOYANCE over here!

Tiku: (eye roll) Ya know, you're not as fabulous as ya think you are.

Annoyance: AM FREAKIN SO!! EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!

Mowo: Not really.

Annoyance: THE HELL?!?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE!!! AND THE LOVEY DOVEY ONE AT THAT!!!

Mowo: Well, you're not exactly likable.

Annoyance: FREAKIN MORONS!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! (slips out)

(beat of silence)

Annoyance: (slips back in, in Tiku's lap) Oh yeah, Boredom's hunting me down today... just remembered why I love you losers so much!
 
Tiku: Rantings and Ravings? Oh, so you don't trust us enough to stay on topic?

Julieanna: Okay, no offence, Liv, but seriously? You're the one we need to worry about getting distracted.

Livi: OI! It's MY freaking blog! Can I at least have the first word?

Nata: Obviously not.

Mowo: Oh! Maybe, since it's Livi's blog, she meant her rantings and ravings!

Livi: The crap?! NOW is when you choose to be smart?!

Mowo: (shrinks back a bit) I'm sorry...

Tiku: Okay, whatever, this is stupid. Look how much space we've taken up, and we still haven't even said anything about the site!

Livi: We're not talking about the site!

Julieanna: Then what ARE we talking about?

Livi: I don't know! That's why it's called "Rantings and Ravings"!!

(...)

Julieanna: I wish you could talk to yourself for five minutes. Just so you can see exactly how stupid you sound.

Livi: What?!

Nata: Wait a minute... why is it your blog?! Isn't this our site?!

Livi: (glares) Oh, shuttup, Nata.

Mowo: Oh! Oh! Oh! (waves her arms around) I think we should talk about the site, since this is our first blog post and all!

(everyone turns to stare at Mowo)

Tiku: Since when are you the smart one?

Mowo: (pins her ears back) Shuttuuuuuup.

Livi: AN-Y-WAY. Okay, uh... site stuff!! IT'S FINALLY POSTED!!!

Julieanna: Yay, so we finally exist, right?

Livi: OI! LEAVE ME ALONE!! (mumbling) I swear, I got enough of this from Shannon...

Nata: Okay, so what alls on our site? (clicks a few random pages) What, this is it?

Livi: Shuttup! It'll be more soon! Lay off!

Mowo: Seriously, though, you've been working on this for months and this is all you have?

Livi: What the he-- you know what?! I'm done talking to you!! (storms out of the room) Handle the freaking site yourselves!!

(...)

Tiku: (Grins) Cool! The site's ours now!! We can do whatever we want with it!

Mowo: Yay! (high-fives Nata) Okay, I'll work on getting an artwork page up.

Julieanna: We need, like, a Guestbook or something.

Nata: Oh, I can take care of that right now. (click click click) Voila. Guestbook.

Tiku: (sarcasm) Oi, don't get too excited now.

Mowo: Whatever! Look, is there anything else we need to do?

Tiku: Hmmm... (click click click) Home page looks good... where's the--oh, we're in the Blogspot. The character pages are--I thought Livi was planning to do pictures with them?

Livi: (from a different room) LEAVE ME ALONE!! I'M WORKING ON THEM!!!

Julieanna: Translation: "Yeah, right, like I'm actually going to do that"

Tiku: Tch. Nice.

Mowo: Where's the actual stories? Isn't she publishing the arcs?

Nata: (click) It's right there. There's a link to the story on FictionPress.

Mowo: Oooooohhhhh. Mmm-kay. I'm going to get an Art page ready! (scampers off)

Julieanna: (stands up) I'll go see if I can convince Livi to do anything else productive today. You two can play with the site if you want--Liv said it was ours now.

Tiku: (slams a fist on the desk) I want more banners! Of us!! All the banners are Livi!!

Nata: Ew, and they're all the same. (calls into the Lair) MOWO!!! MAKE US SOME NEW BANNERS!!!

Mowo: (pokes her head in) But, the Art page--

Nata: Can wait!! Banners!! Now!!

Mowo: (sighs) Fine. I'll work on the stupid banners.

Tiku: Awesome! Meanwhile, you and I can hop over and host the Guestbook!

Nata: (claps her paws) Fun!!