Legends of the Lair
 
Nata: Hard to tell though... seriously--what part of "KEEP THE FREAKING SITE UPDATED FOR ONCE" was so freaking hard to understand?!?

Ace: Look! We're all busy, okay?! Gah, if the ARTIST is this lazy, what do you expect her characters to be like?!

Annoyance: "Stupid is as stupid does!"

Julieanna: ANYWAY. Are we actually updating, or opening a blog amidst yelling at each other?

Tiku: Updating! For crying out loud!

Julieanna: Alright, well, in our defense, we couldn't update much--Livi's away at Rising Star--

Ace: Making this the PERFECT time to slink around behind her back and screw her life over!

Julieanna: --leaving us with LITTLE to NOTHING to update WITH.

Ace: ...right.

Mowo: (waves her hand frantically in the air) OH OH OH!! ME AND ACE ARE ENTERING AN OCT!!!

Ace: Against Ace's will, might Ace add.

Annoyance: Wait... Mowo... you're entering an OCT? ...again?

Mowo: (nods enthusiastically) Uh-huh!

Tiku: (snerk) ...don't you die, in like, every meme you do?

Annoyance: (laughing) And didn't you, um... lose the other OCT... like, first round?

Mowo: Shuttup! Those totally aren't my fault! My gosh!

Matsudai: Okay, again, so we really just opened up this blog so we can pretend to update, and actually we're just sitting around bitching at each other.

Annoyance: (smacks his head) Language!

Matsudai: Again! EVERYONE ELSE in the WHOLE FREAKING HOUSE is allowed to talk like that!

Annoyance: Yeah, but you're NOT everyone else. You're Matsie-baby.

Matsudai: (head-desk) Oh, god, don't call me that!

Ace: Awwww, how precious! Sweet widdle Matsie-baby thinks he's growing up!

Matsudai: SHUT UP, ACE.

Tiku: Okay, I think we're done screaming at each other for this post. (grabs the computer and starts typing) There. We have a link to Ace and Mowo's audition and refs for the OCT they're entering. That's some progress, right?

Julieanna: As close as we can get right now.

Annoyance: (raises her hand) I think Liv said she was working on some shit for us.

Ace: Tch. "Some shit." What an accurate description.

Matsudai: Be nice.

Ace: Don't tell me what to do, lizard.

Matsudai: Blood-sucker.

Ace: (eyes narrow) Dipshit.

Matsudai: Half-breed.

Ace: Orphan.

Tiku: Okay, for serious--we're wrapping this up now.
 
Annoyance: Omigod, I feel like a... zombie or something!

Nata: Seriously! Damn, what took you morons so long?!

Mowo: Ya know, you could've helped instead of bossing us around!

Nata: (shocked) I was supervising! I mean, someone has to make sure the site doesn't turn into the abandoned train wreck it was last time!

Annoyance: (hugs laptop) Don't worry, we're not gonna abandon this one!

Tiku: Dude! Livi! You still didn't finish all the banners!

Livi: I'M FREAKING WORKING ON IT!!! Jeez... I CAN get them done, but everyone in the house was screaming "Hurry up Hurry up Hurry up! We wanna post it today! It's gotta be today!"

Ace: Why weren't you done three months ago like you promised us?

Livi: (eyes narrow) ...remind me why I let you live here?

Ace: (shrinks back) Oh, don't kick me out...

Livi: We'll see. (to Tiku) Anyway, Smart Ass, I'll have the banners done tomorrow.

Annoyance: You have plans tomorrow.

Livi: Okay, Saturday.

Mowo: But that'll be the first full day Shannon's home!

Livi: Fine! Sunday!

Matsudai: You'll be going to church.

Livi: GOD!! Do you SEE why I never get anything done!? It's not ENTIRELY my fault!

Nata: Just mostly.

Livi: Dude. Freaking SHUT UP already.

Annoyance: OKAY WHATEVER!!! So the Crew's FINALLY back online. Hopefully, these morons will be updating a lot quicker than that moron.

Livi: Gee, aren't you the most supportive sister in the world?!

Annoyance: Oh, you know you freakin' LOVE me!

Julieanna: Yeah. Love. That's the word we were looking for.

Annoyance: DID I ASK YOUR OPINION, BARBIE?!?

Livi: OKAY! What say we end this before someone gets hurt?!

Tiku: Dude, you don't want violence, get off our site.

Ace: Seriously. War is pretty much the entire grounding for Legends.

Livi: Is not! It's, like... friendship... or something...

Annoyance: (blank stare) ...Have you MET the Residents?

Livi: SHUT UP! That's our fault anyway.

Nata: (laughs) Okay, whatever!

Livi: Oh be nice. You morons have been ranting long enough anyway. There's far more interesting crap everywhere else on the site.

Annoyance: For serious?! This is live ANNOYANCE over here!

Tiku: (eye roll) Ya know, you're not as fabulous as ya think you are.

Annoyance: AM FREAKIN SO!! EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!

Mowo: Not really.

Annoyance: THE HELL?!?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE!!! AND THE LOVEY DOVEY ONE AT THAT!!!

Mowo: Well, you're not exactly likable.

Annoyance: FREAKIN MORONS!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! (slips out)

(beat of silence)

Annoyance: (slips back in, in Tiku's lap) Oh yeah, Boredom's hunting me down today... just remembered why I love you losers so much!