Legends of the Lair
 
Annoyance: Omigod, I feel like a... zombie or something!

Nata: Seriously! Damn, what took you morons so long?!

Mowo: Ya know, you could've helped instead of bossing us around!

Nata: (shocked) I was supervising! I mean, someone has to make sure the site doesn't turn into the abandoned train wreck it was last time!

Annoyance: (hugs laptop) Don't worry, we're not gonna abandon this one!

Tiku: Dude! Livi! You still didn't finish all the banners!

Livi: I'M FREAKING WORKING ON IT!!! Jeez... I CAN get them done, but everyone in the house was screaming "Hurry up Hurry up Hurry up! We wanna post it today! It's gotta be today!"

Ace: Why weren't you done three months ago like you promised us?

Livi: (eyes narrow) ...remind me why I let you live here?

Ace: (shrinks back) Oh, don't kick me out...

Livi: We'll see. (to Tiku) Anyway, Smart Ass, I'll have the banners done tomorrow.

Annoyance: You have plans tomorrow.

Livi: Okay, Saturday.

Mowo: But that'll be the first full day Shannon's home!

Livi: Fine! Sunday!

Matsudai: You'll be going to church.

Livi: GOD!! Do you SEE why I never get anything done!? It's not ENTIRELY my fault!

Nata: Just mostly.

Livi: Dude. Freaking SHUT UP already.

Annoyance: OKAY WHATEVER!!! So the Crew's FINALLY back online. Hopefully, these morons will be updating a lot quicker than that moron.

Livi: Gee, aren't you the most supportive sister in the world?!

Annoyance: Oh, you know you freakin' LOVE me!

Julieanna: Yeah. Love. That's the word we were looking for.

Annoyance: DID I ASK YOUR OPINION, BARBIE?!?

Livi: OKAY! What say we end this before someone gets hurt?!

Tiku: Dude, you don't want violence, get off our site.

Ace: Seriously. War is pretty much the entire grounding for Legends.

Livi: Is not! It's, like... friendship... or something...

Annoyance: (blank stare) ...Have you MET the Residents?

Livi: SHUT UP! That's our fault anyway.

Nata: (laughs) Okay, whatever!

Livi: Oh be nice. You morons have been ranting long enough anyway. There's far more interesting crap everywhere else on the site.

Annoyance: For serious?! This is live ANNOYANCE over here!

Tiku: (eye roll) Ya know, you're not as fabulous as ya think you are.

Annoyance: AM FREAKIN SO!! EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!

Mowo: Not really.

Annoyance: THE HELL?!?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE!!! AND THE LOVEY DOVEY ONE AT THAT!!!

Mowo: Well, you're not exactly likable.

Annoyance: FREAKIN MORONS!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! (slips out)

(beat of silence)

Annoyance: (slips back in, in Tiku's lap) Oh yeah, Boredom's hunting me down today... just remembered why I love you losers so much!